Taxi arrived at the MG in BKK and the hangover instantly vanished! Knowing I was about to experience yet more craze and adventure contributed to this I think. Taxi driver spoke good English so had a chat on the way there. His exact words 'you like pussy?', after that question I knew right away I was in for a treat within the next hour or so. Stopped on the way there via a service station, which I must say I was impressed with. I think it had a video store, food cart, 7/11, petrol station, and a few other shops. Puts the motor stops in the UK to shame. Grabbed some fruit and some chicken, and then it was back on the way.
I noticed the 'Welcome to Pattaya' sign in the near distance and the sunglasses were off right away. The taxi driver never knew where my hotel was(Nova Suites Amari) so we had to stop and ask a motorbike taxi base. Informed it was Soi AR and off we went. On the way there the window was down and I was oogling the passing ass, which was splendid for so early in the day. A few wolf whistles later and we arrived at the hotel.As soon as we pulled up they knew who I was for some reason because they had my reservation ready for me to fill out, nice touch(although probably the only farange checking in that day). I was given the key to the room and upon entering was overwhelmed for what I saw. An absolutely gorgeous one bedroom suite, complete with 2 40" plasma tv's, dvd player, walk in waterfall shower, microwave, fridge/freezer, leather recliners, basically the works. All this for 2,300bht a night seemed a complete steal to me. Back home you would have been talking in the reigon of £200 easily.
Jumped in the shower, and headed down the road in the search of the infamous Soi 6 that I had read so much about! I got the complimentary golf cart to the bottom of the road and hailed what I eventually found out to be a 20bht taxi. I was quoted 200bht and was taken on a tour of Pattaya, eventually to be taken back to Soi 6. I eventually found out Soi 6 was a 2 minute walk from my hotel. Lesson learned! Entering this street, I was in heaven. Never experienced nothing like it in my life. 'Hey sexy man, you come', 'welcome I go with you', borderline sexual assault from some of the places! I was a bit nervous so just walked the length of the road and proceeded to what I think is Beach Road.
Stopped in at a bar which seemed pretty relaxed with a few people drinking, so grabbed a seat and ordered a beer. Overheard a Scottish accent so politely jumped into the conversation and joined up with these 2 couples. It turned out the couple who I ended up knocking about with were completely off the reservation, but that will come up shortly. There was an absolutely hammered Dutch guy who constantly just sat and rang the bell! I questioned his sanity, but accepted his tequilla and the party started to get going!
After that it was back up to Soi 6, with the Scottish couple!, to see the delights and went in a few bars. Started to get the midst of how it all went and was soon planning on ditching the couple and doing some damage. Me and my big mouth though, had mentioned the fact my hotel had an ice bar! The couple were adamant to visist, and who was I to back down from a carry on! Onto the hotel it was, and into the ice bar. I have to mention here that the staff at the hotel, especially the ice bar, are very friendly and drop dead gorgeous. They seemed to be amazed by the fact there were 3 Scottish people jumping about dancing in the ice bar, one of whom had his top and swinging it round his head(the male from the couple, not me before you start Cover tongue.gif ). 500bht for unlimited vodka in a 30 minute period, so you can imagine the damage that was done. I feigned tiredness to get rid of the couple and went upstairs to get showered and changed for my planned meeting with no other than the Pattaya legend 'Undercover'!
Met Cover in the ice bar and had a few beers, possibly a tequilla, to acquaint ourselves and discuss the plan of action for the night ahead. The plan went sort of out the window and it was a down right riot! We basically made it to Soi 6 and no further! To my recollection we were in 6 bars, most notably Bee Bar and O Bar(feel free to jump in if I am wrong here). Bee Bar was Covers kind of regular haunt and I soon got acquainted with the staff in there, whom I would go onto make good friends with(one of whom I sit here and can't believe I never went with wub.gif ). It was here where I introduced Cover and his Thai friends to the infamous Jaeger Bomb! This lethal cocktail consists of a small glass of Red Bull with shot glass of Jeagermeister dropped in the middle, then downed in one. Needless to say after that we were both pretty worse for wear and proceeded to stumble down Soi 6! O Bar had some good totty on show, and we had a few tequillas with some ladies in there, before moving on again.
The next part is a bit of a blur, and still to this day Cover has pics of us which we both can't figure out where in they were taken! Prior to the stagger up to the top of Soi 6, we proceeded to cross the street where I then left to Cover to make the short trip home to bed(which in turn never happened as his caffeine levels were at an all time high). I then proceeded to stagger into a bar across from Soi 6 named 'Bangkok Bang'. This bar wasn't the best, and they smelt fresh blood when I ended up on the door step. Ended up barfining 2 of them and they took me to Hollywood Disco, where I must have been the only farang! It was a battle between both to see who was going to be aking the trip to Nova Suites. and in the end I chose Ann. Not bad, sweet face but not much in the chest department. Spoke a little English but not really enough to have a conversation with. Reasonably dirty in the room, and encouraged cum on face. Never a bad thing! Planked her twice again the morning, before she went and got changed to then take me down to the jet-skis.
Took her out on a jet-ski for an hour in the afternoon before grabbing a bite to eat, which is where I am pretty sure I got a wee bug from. I don't know the name but it was near Bangkok Bang(don't ask!). Managed to ditch Ann, and proceeded back to the hotel to chill out and go for a swim. Touched base with Cover, who was going to watch his Mrs play in a pool comp in the evening, I decided to go along but not to drink as I was feeling a little fragile(combination of bug and the alcohol consumption I think). Met Cover at my hotel and we both got motorbike taxis down to the pool hall where the comp was taking place. Some fine ass on show, which lifted my spirits a little. Was introduced to LV2T and Mrs Cover, both really nice people. Watched Mrs Cover kick some ass at pool before myself, LV2T, and Cover headed for a tour of some go go bars.
First, and only as it turns out, we end up hitting is Champagne Go Go on Soi 25(maybe?). Upon entering I take in the view, impressed. Some naked ladies on stage pouring fluroscent paint over them, I'm not complaining! My attention is then drawn to a stunning little chica wearing black tight trousers with holes cut into them, think Pamela Anderson mid 90's. Uptop she was an impressive boob job(36dd) and facial wise she is pretty damn hot! We don't break eye contact and I am intrigued by this vixen, although I am struggling with illness I still manage to get the number for future contact. Had a drink with the stunner, and also a supposed cover girl whom the mamasan brought over, although the cover girl turned out the be her sister rolleyes.gif LV2T was being treated to an awesome stage dance, this thing had moves! LV2T would have been long gone had she had a bit more uptop, but still this girl has to get credit for her moves and enthusiasm alone!
We left Champagne and it was back to the pool hall where Mrs Cover had made it through to the semi finals of the competition. Cover was a little concerned on Mrs Covers alcohol consumption, as there had been a lot of Henieken sunk while we were away laugh.gif Never the less Mrs Cover was not phased and managed to win the tournament pretty comfortably and collect the prize money, which I think was probably spent on tequilla laugh.gif
I said my goodbyes and proceeded back to the hotel armed with electrolytes and omodium, hopeful that when I awake the next again day I will be back and raring to go, hopefully with Mrs Champagne....................
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