One late evening I had taken the BTS to Ekamai station. As I walked down the steps toward Soi Ekamai I spotted a cute young girl next to me. On the corner I proceeded to flag down a taxi. She was waiting for a taxi also, and at this point I offered to share my taxi with her.
When she got in the cab I noticed this girl was flying high on something. She couldn't even talk to me! She just kept handing me her phone. I took the opportunity and put my phone number in her telephone and then called so I have her number also. Later I got out of the taxi and sent her on her way. Wow, she was drunk or high on something, that was for sure.
Over the course of a few weeks, we would text message until one day she went ballistic on me. She said I was not her friend, stop calling her, stop sms, leave her alone. OK. No problem. About a week later she started to SMS me again. What the $%^@?
We finally met again at Paragon one afternoon. Now it all made sense why the strange behavior.. she was not drunk in the taxi...I think she is slightly retarded! She kept making dopey looks on her face and she would constantly zone out looking into space. Every once in a while she would say something smart so I think there was a brain in there somewhere.
Eventually I got tired of lunch and decided to leave. In the spur of the moment I asked if she wanted to come back to my apartment. For the first time, her face lit up and she gave me a beaming smile. Once back to my place, I had barely shut the front door when she completely undressed herself in front of me and the TV. She just stood there, naked and looking at me. Haha. Hillarious.
Total starfish. But a nice freebee.
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