So where should I start then? Well I'll just start from the beginning. So here we go.....
Back in 96, I'd been to Thailand several times already. It was fun and the most exiting time of my little life. I was Single and had a very nice job in the airline industry. Could go to Thailand anytime I wanted, because of the cheap fare for employees. Everytime my freinds and I came back from the kingdom, we would tell our adventures to our male co-workers. They were so intrigue and wanted to learn more. They couldn`t beleive the stories that came from my mouth about the adult night life. So many of my co-workers wanted to go with me to LoS when I made my next trip. So I decided to bring one of my freind to Thailand. I wont reveal his name so, so I just called him Batman. Batman was slightly overweight and not the most handsome man in the world. Batman has the worst luck with the females in America. Spent huge amount of cash and basically got nothing in return. Before we left I gave him several instructions what to do and not to do. Reference to the night life and how to spend your money.
As our plane landed, and going thru customs. We finnally reach the promise land. I went to change $100usd for the taxi to Nana hotel and some extra coins for some snacks. I turn around and Batman had a stack of 1000bahts notes in his hand, open to the throng of thai people eyeing him. He change in 7,000.00 USD . I thought we would never make it outside the airport. All I could think was the next day Bangkok Post article saying " two american tourist found dead on highway " " police think it could be a pact suicide "....As we entered the taxi, I started small talks on bargirls and massage. He mention a good massage parlor with several superstars. Batman toss a 1000baht note to him and tap him on the head to take us there. Hmmm I thought to myself this could be my last trip since I might not make it out of Thailand alive with Batman. With the little Thai I speak I told him it was his first time Thailand and that I had a very high freind in the police departmants and I was expected at the Nana hotel. ( of course it was a lie) anyway we made it to Nana hotel.
That very night after we got cleaned up and went out for some fun. He left most of his money in safe at Nana on my demand. We visisted a massage parlor .....I had a a beautiful Issan gal that rock my world. Batman got this this very fine gal from Chaing Mai...As we were leaving I notice his gal was dress in civilian clothes( short hot pants the high pump shoes and cell phone ) What have you done Batman? He swore this girl was the future Mrs.Batman. He bought her fine for 2 weeks...........
3 hours in Bkk and he wanted to married this girl. " SHE THE ONE " " He swore up and down on our taxi ride back to the Nana that he gonna married this girl.
The next moring I told the girl to go home and pack 2 weeks of stuff cuz our final destination was Pattaya and to come back to Nana in 2 hours. Batman and I gather our stuff and went down to lobby and check out. Jump in a taxi and headed to Pattaya. Batman ask where his girl was..I told him we picking her up at her place and then we going to Pattaya. Of course the taxi took us straight to Pattaya..Ohh man Batman was so furious at me was kicking and screaming the whole way there. Once we got there he wanted to go back to bbk and reclaim his lost love. Finnally I got him to calm down and check in a hotel get something to eat and we go back to bkk and grab his lost love. Knock on his room and there he was sittting on the bed with same clothes on. He wanted to go now not after we eat but now he yell.. okay okay let me get a drink at a beer bar and we go right away. We walk to this beer bar on soi 2 next to Saibai dee land massage. I started to drink a singha and turn around and there was Batman chatting to this pretty gal. Well guess what?
To make a very long story short....He ended up marrying that girl from the beer bar. Actually he married her on our second trip back to thailand ..about 4 weeks later.
Fast forward to Janruary 2005...Batman is still married to her and brought in 2 batboys and 1 batgirls into this world. I still talked to him, and we always remember our first trip to thailand together. Memories last a life time.
Before I end this stories.. I brought sveral other freinds to Thailand for there first trip.. have a some great stories if you wanna hear about them.
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