My very good friend Whorist1 is back in Bkk,as you may have gathered from my previous posts this generally leads to lots of hookers,lots of drinks and basically good natured chaos.
Anyway we decided that we would have an Agogo fest,Visit the favourites ie Long Gun,Shark Bar and Tilac etc in Soi Cowboy and then venture on to Soi 4 if pickings were slim.
Well the sexy show at Long Gun is always worth a gander but to my suprise my ex gik was doing the Super sexy show,she came over and informed me her sponsor was in the bar(why she was dancing when the sponsor was in town is anybodies guess) but leaves on Sunday.She went on to mention that she misses me as I am "her number 1 sweet heart" and can she see me on Sunday thats today Muah ha ha.I thought about this for about 1 nano second and grudgingly agreed.After all she had got my engine running so to speak with the show.As sex with her is free and I like free sex(well who doesn't)we decided we had to move on so as not be accused of being a butterfly.
This lady is not the sharpest knife in the drawer I met her by playing pool with her and suggesting a bet,if I won I would sleep with her and if she won she would sleep with me imagine my suprise when she agreed to this.Despite her limited cranial activity she is very quick to locate me whenever I am in Soi Cowboy usually my phone is ringing within minutes of alighting from the motorbike,she never says my friend saw you in the area always where are you?as the more experienced of you know these cunning creatures are attempting to catch us in a lie.I never ever lie because I am super jai dee mak mak heh heh.Anyway she invariably says "ok I come and see you" as that way she ensures I dont butterfly her.She even had me spotted bowling in major bowl once with a girl and was on the phone again within minutes.This is the reason she is now my ex gik as she didnt believe my hastily invented story,damn it.
So off we trot to "Filthy Nana Plaza" as I affectionately call it,time was not on our side as it was approaching the midnight hour and as we all know those greedy Japanese and Korean chaps usually snap up the grade A pussy "early doors".
Sure enough in Rainbow 1 talent was thin on the ground,there was one girl looking my way but she had a look of utter disgust on her face(see my post "Monster from Rainbow 1")off we went,Rainbow 4 was off limits as I have another dancer there who frequently calls me up for free sex.I don't understand why as I am surely the most terrible lover in the whole of South East Asia,I am very selfish and I am usually asleep before even dismounting,I can only assume that its the highly efficient air conditioning in my apt that attracts them.
Where could we go?Nana Disco? too many people know us,The car park at Nana Hotel?a bit too early.And then Whorist1 had a brainwave and to think I wasnt even aware he had a brain.He suggested we go and buy a beer from one of the numerous ladies that sell it for 80 baht in The Nana Hotel car park and then go to the small Soi off of Soi 4 where the numerous short time hotels are located.His cunning plan was to enjoy a beer in reception of one of the Hotels and wait for a couple of stunners to leave.My God this man is a genius not only would it save an expensive Agogo Bar Fine but its the sort of sleazy activity that wakes up my increasingly decrepid "toy soldier".
The question is did we do it? and also would any of you?its a little bit on the sleazy side and as you know myself and Whorist1 are usually pillars of Bkk soceity.
To be continued.
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